‘ Top 2 short comedy stories ’ to make you laugh and make you happy – Top 2 Short Comedy Stories
- Grandma’s Cruise:
The children and grandchildren of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise.
Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser.
He looked at it and said, “Oh, I see you have U.D.”
She replied, “U.D.?What is U.D.? He said, “U.D. is Upper Deck.”
She then went to the upper deck and showed her ticket to the purser there.
He said, “I see, that in addition to U.D., you also have O.C.”
Grandma replied, “O.C.? What is O.C.?”
The purser said, “O.C. is Outside Cabin.”
Grandma, needless to say, was delighted.
She then showed her ticket to the cabin boy and he said, “Oh, I see that you also have B.I.B.”
“What is B.I.B.?” asked grandma.
The cabin boy answered, “B.I.B. is Breakfast In Bed.”
“Oh!!!” she said; “My children and grandchildren are wonderful.”
Well, the next morning, bright and early, the staff came right into her room with trays of food for her breakfast in bed.
She said, “F.U.C.K”
Shocked, they said, “F.U.C.K? What do you mean F.U.C.K.?”
To which she replied, “Yes, F.U.C.K… First U Could Knock!”
2. Red Roses:
I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A mother boarded with her 5-year-old daughter sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but Mom said no, she’d sit the young one on her lap.
So here I am holding my roses, now with a little lady straining to see what I was holding.
“What ya got, mister?” she asked.
(Mom is getting a bit flustered and tells her to mind her business.)
I leaned the “package” over a bit and she looks and says loudly, “Ohhhh, ROSES!, who are they for?”
(Now, Mom is embarrassed and tapping her on the rear telling her to sit down.)
I said, “They’re for my girlfriend.”
She says again with a loud voice, “WOW, pretty RED ones, and a lot of them, too! Man, you really must have f***ed up!”
Needless to say, nearly everyone on the train was in stitches, except her Mom, who was now desperately trying to assume an innocent shade of invisible.
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