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‘Top 15 Funny Quotes To Start Your Day With Funny Inspiration’ are –

  • “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

– Albert Einstein

  • “A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”

– Winston Churchill

  • “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”

– Mark Twain

  • “If A is the success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is play and Z – keeping your mouth shut.”

– Albert Einstein

  • “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”

-Melanie Griffith

  • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

-Groucho Marx

  • “The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?”

-Pablo Picasso

  • “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”

-Woody Allen

  • “I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”

-Frank Zappa

  • “Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there’s nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don’t have the money to buy both.”

-Janet Evanovich

  • “For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.”

-Karl Lagerfeld

  • “If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do.”

-Joyce Meyer

  • “At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass.”

-Mark Twain

  • “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”

-Denis Waitley

  • “I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?”

-Patti LaBelle

Hope you find these quotes funny and inspiring.

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