Top 10 Funny Jokes Of The Day – And here is your daily dose of the laughter, guys! ‘Top 10 funny jokes of the day ’ –
- -Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
-Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
- Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”
One Said: “Yes I Did”
Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband.”
- Researchers Now Believe That Raavan Cannot Be Evil,
One Who Takes Away Your Wife Can Only Be An Angel.
- The Woman Who Invented The Phrase
“All Men Are The Same”
Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband.
- Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
- The teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said: “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
- Johnny askedSam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go to movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
- The teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said: “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
- It was an oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’
- SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
- Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
- Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
- Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.
- Threat: When I am on tour!!!
Hope these jokes made you laugh a lot. Happy Laughing!