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‘ Latest comedy jokes that will make you laugh out loud ’ are –

  • A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

“I am shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.”

“Yes, I know.” said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.”

  • A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they, ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
  • Child: Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?

Mummy: Because he speaks only truth…

Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hair…

  • Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age.

  • BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: I already told you, No!

BF: Baby can I get a kiss?

GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

  • Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.

His mom asked him, “How do you feel?”

He replied, “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!”

  • In a classroom, Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher: Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard the news

that 5 died in a car accident…

  • BREAKING NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab are jammed and not working!

Because All ladies have put their hairpin in machine,

when it said, “Please Enter The PIN!”

  • The phone rings at night…

Husband: If it’s for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL?

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!

  • Zoo Keeper: “I’ve lost one of my Elephants.”

Other Zoo Keeper: “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

Zoo Keeper: “Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Hope these comedy jokes made you laugh out loud.

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