And here is ‘ your daily dose of hilarious jokes ’ – Your Daily Dose of Hilarious Jokes
- In A Remote Village Of India, Once Masterji Is Teaching The Mahabharat Katha To Class 9th Students.
He Is At The “Krishna Janma” Part Of It.
Masterji: “Kansa Heard The Akashwani That His Sister’s 8th Child Is Going To Kill Him.”
He Was Furious. He Ordered To Put Vasudev And Devki Behind The Bars.
First Son Is Born, And Kansa Kills Him By Poisoning, Second One Is Born and Kansa Throws Him Off The Mountain Peak.
The third One Is Born…….
Pappu: “Excuse Me Sir, But I Have A Doubt (Sounding Nervous And Confused).”
Masterji: “Pappu Bete, Whole India Does Not Have Doubt In Mahabharata Then How Come You Have One?”
Pappu: “Masterji, If Kansa Knew That Devaki’s 8th Child Was Going To Kill Him, “Why The Hell Did He Put Vasudev And Devaki In The Same Cell?”
2. A Sardar (Santa), A German And A Pakistani Got Arrested Consuming Alcohol Which Is A Severe Offense In Saudi Arabia
So For The Terrible Crime, They Are All Sentenced 20 Lashes Each Of The Whip.
As They Were Preparing For Their Punishment, The Sheik Announced:
“It’s My First Wife’s Birthday Today, And She Has Asked Me To Allow Each Of You One Wish Before Your Whipping..”
The German Was First In Line, He Thought For A While And Then Said: “Please Tie A Pillow To My Back..”
This Was Done, But The Pillow Only Lasted 10 Lashes & The German Had To Be Carried Away Bleeding And Crying With Pain.
The Pakistani Was Next Up. After Watching The German In Horror He Said Smugly:
“Please Fix Two Pillows To My Back.”
But Even Two Pillows Could Only Take 15 Lashes & The Pakistani Was Also Led Away Whimpering Loudly.
The Santa Was The Last One Up, But Before He Could Say Anything, The Sheikh Turned To Him And Said:
“You Are From A Most Beautiful Part Of The World And Your Culture Is One Of The Finest In The World. For This, You May Have Two Wishes!”
Santa Replied: “Thank You, Your Most Royal And Merciful Highness, In Recognition Of Your Kindness, My First Wish Is That You Give Me Not 20, But 100 Lashes.”
The Sheik Surprisingly Said With An Admiring Look On His Face: “Not Only Are You An Honourable, Handsome And Powerful Man, You Are Also Very Brave, If 100 Lashes Is What You Desire, Then So Be It.”
“And What Is Your Second Wish?” The Sheik Asked.
Santa Smiled And Said, “Tie The Pakistani To My Back..”
Hope these jokes made you laugh a lot.