Daily Dose of Comedy and Funny Jokes

And here is your daily dose of comedy and funny jokes –

  • Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Santa: Sir, a skeleton is a person who started dieting,

but forgot to stop it!

  • Santa was writing the past tense of “I make a mistake”.

Guess what he wrote?

He wrote – “I was made by a mistake.”

  • Santa: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Santa: Radio label shows ‘Made in Japan’ but radio says this is ‘All India Radio’.

  • Police: are you married?

Santa: Yes, with a woman.

Police (angrily): Of course! Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?

Santa: Yes, my sister did…!

  • Santa: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

  • Santa: I think that girl is deaf.

Banta: How do u know?

Santa: I told I Love her, but she said, “Her chappals are new.”

  • Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Santa: it’s simple. I will stop my imagination!

  • Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

Santa writes: “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.”

  • One tourist from the U.S.A. asked Santa: Any great man born in this village?

Santa: No sir, only small Babies!

  • After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,

“Do I look like a foreigner?”

Wife: No! Why?

Santa: In London, a lady asked me, “Are you a foreigner?”

  • What happens when a Santa’s wife delivers twins????

The Santa does not sleep the whole night, thinking who is the father of the second child…

  • Santa went to Art Gallery.

Santa: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

  • Santa & wife buy coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly before it gets cold.

Wife: Why?

Santa: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

  • The teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Santa.

He wrote:’Due To Rain, No Match!’

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