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‘ 10 Best Santa Banta Jokes In English ’ –

  • Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: “What is cyclone?”

Santa: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle.”

  • Santa was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. It’s 4 asterisks.”

Santa replies, “Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. It’s 1258.”

  • Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?

Santa: For what?

Salesman: For ants.

Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!

  • How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?

It is simple… check who’s erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board!

  • Santa – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Banta – I can eat 6 apples.

Santa – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!

Banta: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend.

Bant to Rahul – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Rahul – I can eat 10.

Banta – Pagal… 6 bolta to mast joke sunata!

  • 100-metreki race horahithi…

Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’

Everybody started running except Santa.

Referee – Whyare you not running…?

Santa – My number is 4.

  • Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Banta jumps from the 100th floor.

At the 50th floor, he remembers I don’t have a daughter!

At the 25th floor, he remembers I’m unmarried!

At the 10th floor, he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!

  • Santa joined a new job. 1st day she worked until late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did until evening.

Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

  • Wife: How much do you love me?

Santa: l love you so much, l can’t measure.

Wife: No…just tell me.

Santa: Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without u.

Wife: Wow! That’s so romantic….

Santa (saying to himself): Thank God! She doesn’t know I am like a China phone, with FOUR sim cards………

  • Santa was writing something very slowly.

Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?

Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can’t read very fast.

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